Welcome back ya freaks! After a short break we dive right into a spicy episode complete with a brand new guest, fashion commentary, and fond memories of teenage make outs. Plus we open up the mailbag and make a few very special announcements. Thanks for listening!
Happy Thanksgiving, ya freaks! This episode is all about gratitude. We’re grateful we’re not aquarium enthusiasts and that we don’t include “kids photography” among our interests. We’re even grateful that we will forever struggle in the bitter limbo realm of being between 5-7 on the looks scale. Thank you all for listening each and every week. Make sure you play this episode for the whole family!
It’s business as usual on this OG-hosted episode. Husbands wearing their wives’ panties to meet friends. Topless high stakes poker games. Grand theft auto fantasies. The best damn homecoming parade of all time. It’s all here, folks. Thanks for listening.
Our generation doesn’t waste money on materials goods, man. We value experiences. That’s why this week we’ve got a dude who just wants to try on the Amish life for a while. There’s people offering paid unicorn rides for children’s birthday parties. People are giving each other cosmic love hugs on the streets. This is a spooooooky episodes folks. Tell a friend, and thanks for listening.
Happy Halloween, UFB fans! We’ve got a great little episode for you this week, hot off the press. It’s got rubber sex torsos. It’s got hook-ups with your dad’s friend, Phil. All standard fare really. You know the drill – rate/review, tell a friend, and keep it weird out there.
We cover some serious ground on this epic journey of an episode (no break!). We dive deeper into why 5’s-7’s have the hardest time getting laid. We determine that you should be very worried about your friends if they start fishing more often. Most importantly, we establish a crucial rule for non-kink shamers such as ourselves: “It’s cool, just not in my house or in my mouth.” Thanks for listening, freaks.
Welcome to Season 3, ya freaks. As with all great shows, Season 3 is where things get dark and gritty. It’s always the one where a major character tragically and unexpectedly bites it. Smart money’s on Shrew. This episode kicks things off with a bang – female bodybuilders, goats performing road work, and the economics of your local swingers club. Let’s just say the pipeline is a’ flowin’.
Well, technically 2 years and 2 months. You can’t rush perfection, guys. To celebrate another 365 days of Unfinished Business, we went back through a full year of grimy posts, weird stories and Shrew cackles and found the 10 moments that still make us laugh the hardest. This ep is a great way to get caught up on some ol gems, and we only had to spend hours and hours listening to our voices like psychopaths to make it! In all seriousness we can’t believe it’s already been over TWO YEARS of the show, and it wouldn’t be nearly the same without you guys. Thank you so much for the posts you’ve sent in and for randomly texting us to let us know we made you spit out your drink at work. It means a lot. Thanks for listening, cheers.
Shrew gets saucy, people bring reptiles into Lowe’s, and people are entirely too comfortable with tying themselves up and inviting strangers over to their house. The podcast is back and pipeline is a flowin’
Back on track ladies and gents! This week we cover the usual – creepy cults, Dwayne Johnson’s questionable movie choices, 90’s cartoons. You know how it goes. Remember to leave a review and Shrew will venmo you $80.